Monthly Archives: May 2013

The way of Burnout: My Advice to Graduates

“There’s a great future in plastics.” – Mr. McGuire, The Graduate I’ve never done this before, but I’m going to go ahead and write a response to an article by Christina Majaski, with the title, “10 Tips for Graduates on … Continue reading

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The rule of Laws

“Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!” – Gollum So, this is the first of what I hope will be many posts on all things Hobbit! “We hates Hobbitses, we does!” – Me Actually, that quote at the top of the … Continue reading

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Folk wisdom and buffalo shit

That’s not just a filling in your cranial cavity. The joke is told, among wizened old-timers, about the time a city slicker skidded off the country road in a blizzard, and a rancher, who was out on his horse making … Continue reading

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The Relativity of Special

“Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time.” – Haruki Murakami It is my belief that most everyone likes to think they are special in some way. People buy a certain new car so they can be the … Continue reading

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… and also, Scout

“Like a dull actor now I have forgot my part, and I am out, Even to a full disgrace. ” – William Shakespeare It seems I misplaced my Big Box O’ Words for a few days. I found it, but … Continue reading

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Frickin’ Friday: “The lowest common denominator of Butthurt”

Yeah, that’s how I roll: drunkenly weaving all over the road, like a bumpy melon. I’m sitting here with a half dozen unfinished entries that all seemed hysterical, poignant, or sheer genius at one point or another, but which, upon … Continue reading

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The infuriating way of Puppy Brain

“Puppy Brain: a state of extremely unfocused and easily diverted thought” – Livingston’s Guide to Lesser Known Psychoses Last week, I began writing two incredibly funny and informative blog entries which, it’s entirely possible, you may never read. I had … Continue reading

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